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  • Listening to: Johnny Cash
  • Reading: zombie recognition guide
  • Watching: The Phantom of the Opera 1925
  • Playing: 80's Mania Wrestling
  • Eating: Pizza
  • Drinking: Mtn Dew code Red
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Masculine Traits:

[x] You are male.   
[ ] You would prefer being male.

[ ] You don't wear makeup.  
[X] You love sports. (is WWE and NASCAR a sport?)
[ ] You play COD on XBOX LIVE. (don't really like multiplayer games)
[x] You constantly make references to Family Guy, Monty Python, Eddie Izzard etc.  
[] You enjoy UFC fighting. (Sorry having been in real fights that shit is lame and boring nice of them to steal builds form pro wrestling thou )
[x] You wanted to be a policeman, firefighter, soldier, ninja, as a child. (A G.I. Joe actually)
[X] You like action anime, movies, games, comic books. (all the time)
[x] You like violent music.
[ ] You don't care how you smell. 
[x] You look up to male role-models.
[ ] You can relate to guy logic.
[x}You speak man, as in tools, cars, etc. 
[x] You like baggy clothes. 
[ ] You like a well 
[X] You love memes. 
[X] You like big dogs. (I like all dogs!)
[x] Fedoras are cool.(Shame douches have ruined them 
[ ] You don't care about interior design, just that everything in your house works. 
[ ] You don't care who sees you scratch yourself.
[X] You sit with your legs apart. (sometimes)
[x] You don't understand women.(I don't understand most people regardless of gender)
[X] You rarely cry in front of people. (I rarely Cry)
[x] You'll gladly open a can of whoop-ass on any douche who's asking for it.(I wouldn't say gladly fighting is never fun)
[X] You like weaponry. Swords, guns, etc. (I wouldn't say like but I know how to use them)
[X] You hold doors for women/disabled. ( there are people that don't?)
[ ] You brag about how much you can bench.(No My penis size is fine thanks)
[ ] You have facial/chest hair.  
[x] You aren't ashamed of your bromance.
Total: 19


Feminine Traits:

[] You are female  
[] You would prefer being female. 
[X] You like doing/having someone do your hair, nails, makeup, etc.  ( pedicures man just awesome)

[x] You play Kingdom Hearts, Animal Crossing, or Harvest Moon. (Kingdom hearts anyhow)
[x] You are always singing along with pop music, Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, etc.  
[x] You watch Glee, various Girl Power anime, or Jersey Shore, or anything on STYLE, WE TV, OWN, etc.  (Well I mean Glee was amazing)
[X] You wanted to be a princess, dancer, pop star, model, celebrity, as a child. (to make movies and tv shows)
[ ] You like fantasizing about the perfect romantic night out with your boyfriend/girlfriend.  
[x] You like pop music, or anything happy and cute. 
[x] You are very self-conscious, and what some other bitch says about you could either make your day or bring your world crashing around your feet. (yes it's the aspergers)
[X] You look up to female role-models.
[X] You can relate to women. 
[X] You speak girl, as in makeup, hair, shoes, shopping, etc. 
[X] You like cute clothes.
[x] You love a nicely laced corset. (on women yes)
[x] You love to dye your hair. 
[ ] A tub of ice cream or a candy bar can fix everything. 
{] Everything in your house is nicely arranged, and matches. 
[ ] You worry you'll never settle down and have children. (I don't want kids someone has to stop the evil)
[X] You cross your legs and have good posture. 
[X] The male brain is a mystery. (see above)

[X] You don't mind letting your feelings out. (poor impulse control) 
[ ] You're just waiting for the right person to sweep you off your feet. 
[ ] You are extremely jealous, some bitch looks at your person and you'll rip her f*cking eyes out with your bare hands. (what am I five? Also I think meme maker has real issues with women)
[ ] One of the first things you want to know about a person is their astrology.  (Signs are  fake so)
[x] Happiness is a nice, long hot bath, with bubbles. 
[ ] Once a month, you let your bitchiness take over. (There's that issue with women again)
[X] You love cute little animals. 
[X] You have a LOT of pillows on your bed. 
Total: 19

Masculinity:19
Femininity: 19 

Suppose it depends on the day 

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Henchies-and-hose Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016
Thanks for watching! :)
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I thought I had before lol 
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zkfanart Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2016
Thanks the faves, buddy! ^^
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Thanks for :+fav:ing MAJOR figgy pudding!
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zkfanart Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015
Happy B-Day! :iconcakeplz: Wish you all the best! =D
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
thanks 
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zkfanart Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2015
welcome ;)
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ZeroConfidence Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
:iconpartycannonplz: Happy Birthday! Ha ha! =D :iconcakeplz:
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks 
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
oooo Cake
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EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday! Best wishes and many happy returns! :cake::party:
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Thank you 
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coutoo Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2015
Thanks for the watch and all the faves :)
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vladen13 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015
Double good thanks for this double faving find! :peace:
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Thanks.
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KaijuWithNoName Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015
Thanks for the fave!
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ctdsnark Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thanks for :+fav:ing "tiara not required"!
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Mattkind Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
np
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justicefrog Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2015  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the fave! :D
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vladen13 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2015
Some old school D.I.D. faving from Vault 13 makes for an A+ Thanks! :) (Smile)
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Egoak Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for the :+fav: I really appreciate it :excited:
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RenderPretender Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thanks for watching, I appreciate it.
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vladen13 Featured By Owner Apr 24, 2015
Super thanks to go with that Superman fave! :superman:
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Glad you ' branded ' Cecy's wild west peril with a fave! Much obliged! Cowboy
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